[hops over to him]

Gold, Gold, Gold. You're so simple, and that's what's endearing about you.

No, what I need to do right is is utterly, unrepentedly, grind his heart under my heels and make certain he'll never, ever want to see me again! Neeheehee, it'll be such a blow, he'll have no choice but to find other friends! And as his beeeest friend, it's my duty to make this oh so difficult choice for him.