calmthefoxdown | [imeeji] IC Inbox

thank you for not sending all of that as separate messages i guess

oh shit hold on

[Gold receives 10+ messages of just GOLD in all caps]

my phone is now on silent

no come back i need you to open your door!!

only because you actually used the door and aren't on the balcony

It's harder to climb up than down okay. Lemme innnn

[ Not responding because he's busy opening the front door to Avante. ]

[MARCHING IN]

To your room! We gotta think up ways to piss of Silver, c'mon.

[ Closing the door and following after him. ]

I do that normally. What' the occasion this time?

He doesn't want me to become a god and is a liiiittle bummed I probably won't come back with you guys.

So if I piss him off JUST enough, it'll soften the blow for him later! Then he can laugh about this later.

... You know that's not at all how Silver works, right?

Okaaaaay, but it'll make for a decent distraction, right? So, give me deets! I haven't been able to get under his skin yet.

Tell him about all your gross possessive feelings.

Have I not been obvious with those? Jeeze, I am softening up! Embarrassing much?

You're gonna have to step it up.

Clearly!

That said, don't try to be slick with me Gold, I know that wouldn't actually work on him.

I think more than trying to drive him away, you need to make him comfortable with your life choices.

[hops over to him]

Gold, Gold, Gold. You're so simple, and that's what's endearing about you.

No, what I need to do right is is utterly, unrepentedly, grind his heart under my heels and make certain he'll never, ever want to see me again! Neeheehee, it'll be such a blow, he'll have no choice but to find other friends! And as his beeeest friend, it's my duty to make this oh so difficult choice for him.

[ Pinches C's nose. ]

My lord can you please try accomplishing this without starting a dumpster fire?

[how dare!!! wheezey noise]

Rude, I'm trying to start a forest fire here! Oooow.

[ Letting go, flopping onto his bed. ]

Are you trying to completely cut off contact or would we get random heavenly visits?

[sits on the edge with a huff]

Dunno yet. It'd be NICE, but given how I don't exactly know how this works? I don't wanna make promises I can't keep. I'm a liar, but that's just low.

Sooo you're not gonna help me rip out his heart and feed it to disease ridden rats, huh? That latter half is metaphorical.

I'm living with him whatever way this goes and I'd prefer not to live with a heartbroken brother.

UGH fine, I guess that would affect your quality of life. The point is to make sure you're not miserable when I'm gone.

I could tell him I'd fuck him in an instant and bank on him feeling awkward and avoiding ME but that'd just be annoying.

My vote's still feelings. Also you'd be a god, you'd get to make the rules.

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